When life gives you lemons, twist some of the peel into a martini.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like and laugh at their pain.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it'll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too.
When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. or better yet get an air cannon have some real fun.
When life gives you lemons, gentically modify them and use your Super Lemons to destroy the world!
When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party.
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